And both parties have switched sides on what they're supposed to be angry about.
Buzzfeed says maybe! Or in another, more accurate sense, no.
Aren't they supposed to hold off on this kind of thing until like August?
The only unfairness is that which government creates.
It's probably an effective argument. But also, you know, pretty stupid.
First up: slackers and illegals — wait, I mean college students and immigrants.
Apparently he read the paper for the first time last week.
Did Romney just blow the big philosophical debate of the Obama era?
Democratic governor predicts Mitt Romney might be smeared on polygamy. By ... somebody!
He always talks about sending programs to the states. Here's what he means.
But blue collar whites like him even less than ever.
The enthusiasm flows as the party unifies.
Also he attacks Americans. Wait, unions aren't American, right?
It's because he tried to ban guns and sic the FCC on Rush Limbaugh! Oh, wait ...
Kill Obamacare. Few rounds of golf. Cut corporate taxes. Rubdown. Face down China. Champagne brunch.
Here's one category of "news" you can ignore, now and forever.