Actually, yes, he probably would.
Mitt Romney may make us finally start thinking a little more sensibly about why politicians spin.
Maybe he thought those firefighters were working for a private fire company or something.
We are all still living in his world. No, not outer space.
Candidate Obama is way more liberal, and also way less accomplished, than President Obama.
Republicans can thank Bush for making them look like softies on bin Laden.
A spectacular and truly original interpretation.
And both parties have switched sides on what they're supposed to be angry about.
Buzzfeed says maybe! Or in another, more accurate sense, no.
Aren't they supposed to hold off on this kind of thing until like August?
The only unfairness is that which government creates.
It's probably an effective argument. But also, you know, pretty stupid.
First up: slackers and illegals — wait, I mean college students and immigrants.
Apparently he read the paper for the first time last week.