Little Isaiah Timothy weighed seven pounds seven ounces.
Also, Lindsay Lohan is back to blonde.
Shhh, don't tell anyone, but we secretly kind of love the Daytime Emmy awards.
And that is SOMETHING.
As you might expect, the results were hilarious.
He still calls them his "assistants," but they can't win 'em all.
The conservative scribe plays the funny pundit better than TV's main funny pundit.
He won't be going on 'The View' ever again, that's for sure.
He wouldn't let hair and makeup people from 'The View' near him yesterday.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck tried to do an outfit under $100. But bless her soul, she picked shoes from a closed store.
Jezebel has a great clip reel of the wrongs she's inflicted upon this momentous year.
That's what 'Page Six' thinks. Plus, the bus that smells like pot on West 48th Street is Willie Nelson's. In the gossip roundup.
Her conservative onstage fervor was so, well, fervent, we're beginning to wonder again about those Fox News rumors…
She talked about blogs that are obsessed with her. That counts, right?
We watch John and Cindy's appearance with the ladies, so you don't have to.
Also, she thinks Barbara Walters may need to be 'saved.' Splendid!
A horde of famous fashion designers are fawning over the woman (and her height!) after meeting her at a fund-raiser held in her honor.