In the year since the vanishing of MH370, I appeared on CNN more than 50 times, watched my spouse’s eyes glaze over at dinner, and fell in with a group of borderline-obsessive amateur aviation sleuths. A million theories bloomed, including my own.

All signs point to yes. 

We're on to you, Ryan Murphy. 

How close are the worlds of American Horror Story?

Plus our guesses on how the show would have ended if they'd actually been right.

Move over, Illuminati. 

From the plausible to the semi-kooky, here are 10 theories about what could happen in Sunday’s finale.

The internet has, somehow, come up with some moderately informed explanations.

Come down here into Carcosa with us.

A theory about one of last night's "deaths."

The conspiracies just keep getting better.

You know who else had a TV in the desert? Jeepers Creepers, Semi-Star.

Booooo, James Cameron.

"If Sydney Pollack was around today, he’d be directing episodes of True Blood."

As a boxer.

He has been doing it, a lot.

Is the show afraid of a Nick-Jess hookup?

Where will he fall on a spectrum that includes The Karate Kid's Johnny Lawrence and Draco Malfoy?

No more distractingly cheesy dialogue, just mysterious words that could be well-written for all we know.

"I first thought he was joking."