In our imagination, that is.
He was charged with stealing a Salvador Dalí painting and a steak.
They made off with it at a Paris airport.
Apparently £40,000 (or $63,528) worth of clothes are still missing.
Keep your eyes peeled for anyone trying to smuggle plastic paillettes.
Be careful, smartphone thieves.
A rash of two-wheeled smartphone thefts in upscale Brooklyn neighborhoods.
Just what we've been looking for!
How a story from the tabloids can teach us a little about chivalry.
An ex–Brean Murray trader stole $16 million from his friends and spent it on bright, shiny things and cars that go vroom. His friends are kind of mad.