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Tiger Catches Tail

  1. Elin Nordegren Has Found a New Billionaire BoyfriendJamie Dingman is rich, handsome, and doesn’t play golf.
  2. Tiger Woods Gives Up on PrivacyHe’s selling his megayacht.
  3. Tiger Woods Is Dating a 22-Year-OldFile this under “Least surprising news of 2011.”
  4. Rachel Uchitel Has A Hole That Needs To Be FilledThe issue I have with relationships is related to a hole I am trying to fill in my heart,” the preeminent Tiger mistress explains.
  5. Rachel Uchitel’s New York Apartment Has Tiger-Print CarpetingThe animal, not the man. We hope.
  6. Rachel Uchitel Is Addicted to LoveThat’s what her affair with Tiger Woods was about. Romance.
  7. Tiger Mistress Is Selling Sex Stories About Him in Order to Save the WorldMy diary … reveals intimate secrets and details that can save millions [of] people worldwide.”
  8. TMZ: Rachel Uchitel Picks Up $2 Million Park Avenue PadLet’s just assume for a second the apartment is not in 740 Park.
  9. Us Weekly: Tiger Woods Moves to ManhattanYou know, for the privacy.
  10. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Officially DivorcedBlah blah blah “privacy” blah.
  11. Donald Trump Fires Rachel Uchitel Before Apprentice Even BeginsMad crush” on Dr. Drew is behind her decision to join ‘Rehab.’
  12. Rachel Uchitel to Also Appear on Celebrity RehabThis was even more inevitable than her upcoming stint on ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’
  13. Woods Pal Rachel Uchitel to Appear on Celebrity ApprenticeWhy didn’t anyone think of this before?
  14. Alleged Woods Mistress Rachel Uchitel to Pose for PlayboyAll those years of winking and posing with her mouth open have not gone to waste!
  15. Tiger Woods Is Basically a Gigantic ToddlerWith, you know, a billion dollars.
  16. Tiger Woods Had Affairs With 121 WomenThe ‘Enquirer’ has done the necessary research to determine this number.
  17. Tiger Woods Divorce Looming, For RealIt’s not just that Elin skipped the Masters.
  18. Tiger Woods Wins America Back by Playing GolfData indicate that Woods’s approval rating is way up.
  19. Tiger Woods: ‘The Fact that I Won Golf Tournaments Is Frankly Irrelevant’The golf great faces reporters’ questions before the Masters.
  20. Woods Arrives at Augusta, Media Brigade FollowsTiger will be accompanied by 90 bodyguards this week.
  21. Rachel Uchitel Has $10 Million Worth of Filthy Stories About Tiger WoodsReportedly.
  22. Woods Mistresses: Tiger Was Cheap, Randy, GrossAnd he hung out with bad role models!
  23. Woods Shoots Nike Commercial Near HomeSlogan takes on a whole new meaning.
  24. Sixteenth Tiger Woods Mistress Finally Comes ForwardPorn star Devon James arrives late to the party.
  25. CBS Turned Down Chance to Interview TigerAfter learning of five-minute time limit, network declined opportunity to become third channel to air an interview.
  26. Woods Evasive in First Post-Scandal Interview: ‘I’ve Done Some Pretty Bad Things’ESPN reporter given just five minutes to question Tiger.
  27. Joslyn James Posts Tiger Woods ‘Sexts’WARNING: Extremely filthy material ahead.
  28. Obama Confident Tiger Will ‘Still Be a Terrific Golfer’The president weighs in on Tigergate.
  29. Tiger Woods Calls on Bush PR Man to Help Rescue Public ImageAri Fleischer! Why didn’t we think of that?
  30. Jamie Jungers Is the Best Tiger Woods Mistress EverWe already knew this, of course.
  31. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Spotted KissingSigh. Sex addicts.
  32. Tiger and Elin Leave Orlando on a Jet PlaneThe couple plays tennis, then heads to unknown destination.
  33. Tiger’s Mistresses Would Like Apologies, TooOr anything else that might help their fifteen minutes last a little longer.
  34. Fresh From Sex Rehab, Tiger Woods Plants One on the First Woman He SeesHis mom. Awwww. Or: Ewww?
  35. Tiger Woods: ‘I Was Unfaithful. I Had Affairs. I Cheated.’The disgraced golf great almost gives us the press conference we’ve all been waiting for.
  36. Woods to Return to Therapy After Friday’s Press ConferencePGA Tour commissioner says Tiger’s on “a week’s break.”
  37. Advance Excerpts From Tiger Woods’s Press Conference TomorrowPractice Makes Perfect” is a motto best kept on the golf course.
  38. Woods Photographed for First Time Since CrashAnd something’s missing!
  39. Tiger Woods to Publicly Apologize Friday (Updated)But no one will be allowed to ask any questions.
  40. Rachel Uchitel to Get TV Gossip Gig?This is like when Ashley Dupré got a job giving relationship advice.
  41. Report: Elin Impersonated Tiger via Text to Bust MistressMore light has been potentially shed on that crazy night over Thanksgiving that led to the golf great’s downfall.
  42. Tiger Woods Reportedly Not Good at Sex RehabWhy does this not surprise us?
  43. Tiger Woods Seemingly Photographed Outside of Sex-Rehab FacilityHeh, Gentle Path.
  44. Tiger Woods Isn’t Allowed to MasturbateSources at a Mississippi sex-rehab clinic gave writer Benoit Denizet-Lewis a peek into what the disgraced golf great is going through.
  45. Tiger Woods at Union Square W?The Tiger may be stalking around New York.
  46. Tiger Woods Probably Regrets That Annie Leibovitz Photo ShootBecause now there’s a photo of him looking like a scary thug on the cover of ‘Vanity Fair.’
  47. Brit Hume to Tiger Woods: Drop Buddhism and You Will Be ForgivenIt’s the only way to make a “total recovery and be a great example to the world.”
  48. Tiger Woods Loses Yet Another SponsorThe phone company is the latest to drop Tiger.
  49. Tiger Woods Caused Sponsors to Lose $5 to $12 BillionTiger’s SUV wasn’t the only thing to get beat up in this mess.
  50. Why Must We Label Tiger Woods a ‘Sex Addict’?It’s just a lame excuse.
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