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Tim Cook

  1. screen time
    Are Apple’s New Goggles a Nightmare? Maybe.The Vision Pro — think of it as a face computer — is surreal, fascinating, unsettling, and $3,500.
  2. screen time
    Why Elon Musk Is Picking a Fight With AppleHe speaks of a civilizational battle. But he probably sees a potential business advantage.
  3. the streaming wars
    Apple TV+ Reveals Launch Date and Bargain-Busting PriceFive bucks a month, but it’s free for a year if you buy an Apple product.
  4. apple
    How to Watch Apple’s Big TV Event TodayIt’s streaming at 1 p.m. ET.
  5. the national interest
    Trump Denies Calling Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple.’ It Happened on TV.Kind of a problem that the president is a pathological liar.
  6. tech savvy
    Trump Calls Apple CEO Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’ to His FaceCook responded to the gaffe by quietly changing his name on Twitter.
  7. technology
    Apple Sued After FaceTime Bug Reportedly Let Someone Eavesdrop on TestimonyAn attorney in Texas is coming for Apple in a suit filed this week.
  8. business
    Apple Has Completely Changed Up How It Reports iPhone Sales. Why?The world has changed a lot in the past ten years. The company has to find new ways to brag.
  9. privacy
    Tim Cook Pushes for Strong Privacy Regulations That Don’t Really Affect AppleThe Apple CEO says his company supports “comprehensive” federal laws.
  10. the industry
    Tim Cook Reportedly Axed Apple’s Dr. Dre Series Over Sex, Drugs, and ViolenceThe tech giant is reportedly leaning toward more wholesome TV fare. Or, as some put it, “expensive NBC.”
  11. select all
    Billionaire Catfight Corner: Cook vs. ZuckFinally, a good old-fashioned feud.
  12. select all
    Tech Leaders Cucked by God-Emperor TrumpGovernment technology is bad, and the White House wants you to think they can fix it.
  13. select all
    The Trump Administration Is Trying Another Pointless Tech SummitSmart tech-boy Jared Kushner will try to modernize the government.
  14. Clinton’s Initial VP List Included Bill Gates, Tim Cook, and Bernie SandersWikiLeaks reveals that a democratic socialist and the “billionaire class” were both early veepstakes contenders.
  15. carpool karaoke
    ‘Carpool Karaoke’ Invades Apple’s iPhone 7 EventTim Cook sang One Republic and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
  16. say my name
    Barbra Streisand Told Apple CEO to Correct SiriDon’t mess with Babs.
  17. Apple’s Tim Cook to Host Paul Ryan Fundraiser to Show GOP They Can Still Be PalsApple pulled out of the Republican convention, but Cook isn’t severing his ties with the party.
  18. Apple May Have Finally Fixed the Worst Thing About the Apple WatchApps will now launch faster.
  19. Here’s Tim Cook’s Orlando Tribute to Begin WWDCApple is offering its “deepest sympathies to everyone whose lives were touched by this violence.”
  20. Apple CEO Loves iPhones So Much He Saw One in This 300-Year-Old PaintingNo Tim, that’s not an iPhone.
  21. Tim Cook: Apple Is Big and Strong. Our Phones and Watches Are Good.But of course he would say that.
  22. fighting words
    Aaron Sorkin Apologizes for Burning Tim Cook Over Apple’s Factory ConditionsAnd the children working in those factories all sigh with disappointment.
  23. fighting words
    Aaron Sorkin Blasts Tim Cook for Calling Him ‘Opportunistic’Someone call Apple Care!
  24. Steve Jobs Yelled at Tim Cook When Cook Offered to Donate His Liver“Steve only yelled at me four or five times during the 13 years I knew him, and this was one of them.”
  25. apple watch watch
    The Apple Watch Is Finally Coming to Us in AprilCEO Tim Cook made the big announcement.
  26. oh russia
    Russia Removed a Monument to Steve Jobs Because Tim Cook Is GayJobs is gay by association.
  27. homophobes
    Anti-Gay Lawmaker Wants to Ban Tim Cook From Russia Because of Ebola and AIDSObviously.
  28. Apple’s Tim Cook Shatters the Glass ClosetThe head of one of the most valuable companies in the United States says, “Yep, I’m gay.” 
  29. you’re doing it wrong
    How U2 Totally Botched Its Secret (and Sponsored) Album ReleasePutting the no in Bono.
  30. hack is wack
    Apple Is Fixing the iCloud Security Problems It Swears It Doesn’t HaveFunny how that works!
  31. white men with money
    Carl Icahn Is Basically Just Live-Tweeting His Phone Calls NowHis tweet about Apple sent the stock zooming.
  32. applenomics
    Reform the Corporate Income Tax, Don’t Ditch ItA (partial) defense of a very unpopular idea.
  33. corporate greed
    Apple Is Extremely Good at Finding Tax Loopholes, Senate Investigation FindsOffshore companies and other “tricks.”
  34. bad apple
    Someone Is About to Pay $200,000 for an Awkward Coffee Date With Apple’s CEOBut what will they talk about?
  35. applenomics
    Apple Announces U.S. Computers, Disaster EnsuesTim Cook’s PR blitz isn’t helping Apple’s stock price. [Update: Maybe it is!]
  36. applenomics
    Is the iBloom Off the iRose at Apple?The company’s latest earnings are not so great.
  37. appology
    Apple CEO Says He’s Sorry for Glitch-Ridden iPhone Maps App“We fell short.”
  38. ihype
    Apple Unveils iPhone 5 As World Falls to Knees in WorshipBOW DOWN.
  39. inside the tech ceo’s studio
    Can Tim Cook Pass the Steve Jobs Test?We asked two professional CEO coaches.
  40. applenomics
    Items Inadvertently Left Off Apple’s Shopping ListWhat else should Tim Cook buy?
  41. bad apple
    Apple Disappoints Stock Market by Only Making Slightly More Money Than GodAnalysts had expected it to out-earn two gods.
  42. apple
    Mr. Cook and the Apple Factory The company head stopped by during a visit to China. 
  43. technology
    Apple Can’t Get Rid of Its Cash, Even With Dividend and BuybackThe company announced a plan today to pay back shareholders and buy back stock.
  44. technology
    Danger at Apple Factories in China Exposed AgainThe company’s labor practices don’t seem to be getting much better.
  45. technology
    Apple Did Just Fine Without Steve Jobs, iPhone 5The company reported huge profits from the first quarter without its co-founder.
  46. technology
    Apple Stock Dips As Tim Cook Announces iPhone 4S Instead of iPhone 5 [Updated]Tim Cook’s debut is an anticlimactic one.
  47. technology
    Apple Expected to Announce iPhone 5 on October 4New CEO Tim Cook will make his first star turn.
  48. The Onion Handles Steve Jobs Resignation As Perfectly As You’d ExpectHere’s The Onion on the resignation of Steve Jobs and his replacement at Apple by new CEO Tim Cook: “Following the resignation of Apple founder […]
  49. the future is coming
    Does Today’s Stock Rally and Gonzo Earnings Mean Apple Can Thrive Without Steve Jobs?After a $20 billion dive, Apple closed the day down less than 2 percent.
  50. the future is coming
    Steve Jobs Takes a Medical Leave of Absence From Apple [Updated]The announcement was timed on a day when the stock market was closed.