They Report, You Decide?
Wherein we arrange headlines from the Times in rhyme to bring you secret communiqués from the center of the universe. Today's message: Remember the greediest. Pfizer's Ex-Chief to Get Full Retirement Package BlackBerry Maker's Profit Beats Forecast $14.8 Million Bonus at Bear Stearns; A Boom Year for Mergers and a Furious Pace for Law Firms Fidelity Makes Restitution in Gifts Case: Generosity on Display — An Artful Give and Take Surviving These Blessings Is, Hey, Another Blessing Comfortable Shoes Recommended
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In Conversation: Penn Jillette
Robert Glasper Just Called Out Lauryn Hill and We’re Not Okay
An Exhaustive Timeline of Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson’s Relationship
This Isn’t the First Time Omarosa’s Been Fired From the White House
‘My Boss Is Having Sex in the Office!’
‘I Like Myself, But I Hate Being Single’
How I Get It Done: Samantha Bee
Which Jokes Comedians Would Steal If They Could Get Away With It
The Absolute Best Restaurants in Midtown