They Report, You Decide?
Wherein we arrange headlines from the Times in rhyme to bring you secret communiqués from the center of the universe. Today's message: Remember the greediest. Pfizer's Ex-Chief to Get Full Retirement Package BlackBerry Maker's Profit Beats Forecast $14.8 Million Bonus at Bear Stearns; A Boom Year for Mergers and a Furious Pace for Law Firms Fidelity Makes Restitution in Gifts Case: Generosity on Display — An Artful Give and Take Surviving These Blessings Is, Hey, Another Blessing Comfortable Shoes Recommended
Why Was Times Theater Critic Charles Isherwood Fired?
Trump Is Unpopular, But Not As Unpopular As Liberals Think
Trump Staffers Plant Alternative Facts to Stop Him From Tweeting Them
This Is Us Recap: The First and the Last
Rand Paul Has Become Trump’s Most Loyal Stooge
Ask Polly: I Overshared My Way Out of a Boyfriend!
Trump: We’re Submitting a Health-Care Plan! Tom Price: No, We’re Not!
Republicans Accuse Protesters of Organizing for Political Change
In Get Out, Allison Williams Makes the ‘Good White Person’ Terrifying