They Report, You Decide?
Wherein we arrange headlines from the Times in rhyme to bring you secret communiqués from the center of the universe. Today's message: Remember the greediest. Pfizer's Ex-Chief to Get Full Retirement Package BlackBerry Maker's Profit Beats Forecast $14.8 Million Bonus at Bear Stearns; A Boom Year for Mergers and a Furious Pace for Law Firms Fidelity Makes Restitution in Gifts Case: Generosity on Display — An Artful Give and Take Surviving These Blessings Is, Hey, Another Blessing Comfortable Shoes Recommended
Curt Schilling Joins Breitbart
If You’re Ever Dissed in a Hacked Email, Try to Respond Like Larry Lessig
Taylor Swift Performs ‘This Is What You Came For’ During Only Concert in 2016, Giving the People That For Which They Came — More or Less
Every Episode of Black Mirror, Ranked From Worst to Best
SNL Spoofs the Age-Old Question: How the Hell Is This TV Drama Considered a Comedy?
Alec Baldwin’s Donald Trump and Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton Return to SNL for One Final Debate
Why Saturday Night Live Destroys Trump, and John Oliver Doesn’t
Saturday Night Live’s ‘A Girl’s Halloween’ Is Too Real
English Could Use Swedish’s Untranslatable Words for Relationships
This Is What Happens When You Let a Toddler Dress Herself for a School Picture