Again, it involves the bathroom.
You know, that friend who always thinks the two of you are closer than you actually are.
Showboating lawyer attacks Barbara Walters. Big mistake.
Today at the Astor trial, the former secretary of State told the story of his undoing at the hands of the famous socialite.
This is how the 'Post' knows her dementia was serious.
Don't worry, it's only the dachshund kind.
But, to be fair, they are really AWESOME ones.
"She is killing him. She's f----- killing him," Astor's daughter-in-law ranted in 2001, according to a witness. "If [Anthony Marshall] dies before I do, I get nothing."
Also, she used to claim, Bill Clinton liked to hit on her.
Even though she herself testified that the aging doyenne was mentally infirm at the time she gave them.
File this under "When Wasps stop being polite, and start getting real."
Amazingly, the Astor trial gets uglier.
Plus, it looks like this thing could go on for ages.
"Do you have any attitudes, positive or negative, toward people of great wealth that would affect your ability to be a fair and impartial juror in this case?"