Her name is Quinoa.
Ending this dubious rumor before it even got off the ground.
Eden Wood's hit the big time. Sort of.
If there's anything healthier than pageants, it's reality television.
Anyone have the number to Child Protective Services? Or is pouring Pixy Stix down your kid's throat a thing?
She was born this way, baby: young, blonde, and sexy! Incidentally, does anyone have the number to Protective Child Services?
What else were you going to do this afternoon, anyway?
Bob's family culls their inspiration for child pageantry from RuPaul.
Dreadful babies and their dreadfuller moms!