Thanks to the all-knowing celebrity tabloids, natch.
Don't worry, his face is okay. His perfect, angular face. Some other things happened to celebrities too, in our morning gossip roundup.
But Gisele IS the face of Versace for fall. Again.
Also, Gisele and Adriana Lima might be pregnant.
She couldn't hear anything from wherever she was at the time.
Also, "Page Six" thinks Gisele might be pregnant.
Check out our slideshow of what everyone is wearing.
Mere mortals were forced to cover their eyes as the golden couple "sucked face" at a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel. And more, in our gossip roundup.
Also, see the khaki jacket Alexander Wang designed for the Gap.
It was also silk, handmade in Paris, blah blah.
Gunshots mar otherwise lovely celebrity nuptials.
Plus, Angelina Jolie teases a child with adoption, and more Real Housewives drama, in today's gossip roundup.
Also, is a baby feud brewing between Gisele and the mother of her husband's kid?
Not stopping at co-opting her stepchild, Gisele has already been eyeing children on the streets of São Paolo.
Also Lorenzo Martone said he wants to marry Marc Jacobs on St. Barts on New Year's Eve.
And she loves him for it.
Also, Tom Brady uses body lotion every day to protect his hands.