How Kim Kardashian's co-star became a relic.
In a super-snazzy font.
Plus: Tommy Lee no longer least responsible member of his family.
Plus: Tommy Lee is still talking about his sex tape with Pamela Anderson.
Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. will have a certain special subtext in the upcoming film.
Plus: How does Nick Jonas celebrate Valentine's Day?
Thankfully, he wasn't behind the wheel. Plus, Mickey Rourke writes thank-you notes, and other surprises, in today's gossip roundup.
Plus: Remember Tommy Lee's Methods of Mayhem?! No?
Moby is still talking about the time when we called him a "stealth slut." But he protests that he's not the sluttiest guy around! Wilmer Valderrama, for example, has defiled many more young actresses. Maybe.