And of course it's popular in Europe.
Hours of fun for your kids, assuming your kids are into obliquely purposeful narrative devices.
"The three little pigs are supposed to huff and puff, but instead some adults are hearing words that have left them squealing."
In a world of movies based on Candy Land and the Ouija board, why the hell not?
And it is awesome.
The top toy company has designed a new toy line expressly to be simultaneously made into a movie.
See, some things are worse than kissing a frog!
The answer: Not a thing. And Mr. Potato Head is laughing all the way to the bank.
We're not quite sure what one has to do with the other, either.
We kinda wish it was Frogurt, but this will do.
We’d say it’s almost a perfect likeness of the Kaiser, though it unfortunately lacks his fingerless gloves.
They are also very sorry that you misinterpreted their attempt to "trancend racial bias." That's right, you're the REAL racist!