And then go to sleep until its release.
Like Romeo and Juliet, but with punching! And no girls!
There's even a Lego Galadriel.
Eat your heart out, Jayson Blair!
Go for the gold! Or, whatever, come see this movie.
Nothin' like shooting guns in the rain!
"From director Christopher Nolan, who prompts fanboy boners from whatever he touches ... " Touché.
Happily ever after comes this fall.
Spoiler alert: Stuff still happens!
Can Seal still do the music?
Wow, we really miss Natalie Portman.