Sheriff Taylor, help us understand.
Antonio Banderas plays an evil plastic surgeon.
It still looks good.
It's hard to argue with the lineup.
Edward Cullen is looking like a goody-goody right now.
Watch out, para-sailors.
Ray Liotta, is everything okay?
Lots of disfigured creatures in this one.
Also: exploding heads.
Well done, amateur Canadian filmmakers!
Explosions! And women doing flips.
She looks great.
Alien messiahs and award-worthy vomiting await.