"I don’t want to talk about it anymore, because then people will want me to do a vampire Quantum Leap movie."
Starring George R.R. Martin himself.
Heart attack, people! Nothing to see here!
"Is this the only kind of love I'll ever find, the kind that ends in blood?"
Seriously, that ticking coundown clock is so MacGruber.
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.
The recap of the recap is here!
Wait, is that Legolas with the crossbow? Doesn't that zombie look like the old lady from 'Drag Me to Hell'?
Famous talk-doctors just ain't what they used to be.
"I was just home for Thanksgiving and I caught myself cursing three times. It was so embarrassing."
Lessons on love from those who don't really know.
Just make out already!
Wayne Coyne is everywhere.