A Pussycat Doll and a 'High School Musical' alum.
"I've made an enormous mistake."
"Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!', because it's from my closet."
Which is how bad models come across.
It'd be nice if this trailer covered some new ground, though.
And there are some names in the running for the role.
We break down the cases for and against, and then rank them in descending order of classiness.
"Basically, what I’m doing is capturing unbridled emotion and putting it on canvas," says the 'Booker' turned painter.
A dude's junk could aptly be described as a "sex nose," no?
"I'm pretty sure I just watched one of the Two Hot Tamales almost call me an asshole on TV."
Mmm, the Poblano Picasso.
On a scale from acceptance to outright rage.
The Cul de Sac Crew sorts the dummies from the dummiest.
We'll actually kinda miss these.
Guest mentor Babyface looks good! He could be referred to at most as Adolescentface!