No, it just doesn't want you to know it hates America.
In case you're ever bored on Saturday night.
She scratches herself a lot!
Grab your Trapper Keepers and pack your Lunchables: It’s time to return to Greendale Community College for sophomore year.
Vote for the best cover of Jay-Z's and Alicia Keys's "Empire State of Mind."
"Did you ever get kicked in the coo-ca?"
Betty blesses the rains down in Africa.
"Finally, a kid who's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him."
"Okay, season five, here we go." How else would television's most meta sitcom launch into its fifth season?
Says creator Dan Harmon: "I'm gonna put a bag of dog poop on CBS's porch and set it on fire."
"He loved women, and he just liked to go in."
"I have a lawyer now, and I see what he does, and it’s not for me."
Learn to speak English the '30 Rock' way!
"It's one of those moments where the thing everyone said COULD NOT HAPPEN actually just...does."
Gunfights and jet packs come up.
Fortunately Vulture has never pronounced a word wrong, ever. Not even once.
Or can she do better?