What took so long?
There's something vaguely Madame Tussaud–ish about this look.
Plus: What she says to the 'Jersey Shore' cast when they get too cocky.
"Ketchup is Kanye Blood."
We've seen tonight's premiere and want to steer you in the right direction.
She apparently got a standing ovation.
"It's called acting."
By the cast of 'The Importance of Being Earnest.'
They didn't lose audience from last week, but they didn't gain any either.
Botox, handies: Welcome back to the Upper East Side.
"I took in the moment a little bit too much. Shoot me for appreciating the moment."
"This is a direct challenge — a shot across the bow of U.S.S. Kale City, the unsinkable frigate that takes on all comers."
"While this asshole is going on stage making a fool of himself, his kids are going to suffer."