"You mean before or after I fellated my first guy?"
Wigs! "Coppers"! Scotch!
"You're never too young to look bangin'."
"I haven't checked in on you and want to make sure we're good."
Make sure you've read everything first.
Oh no, Gwyneth is stuck in London!
Marge and Homer make a sex tape.
He has 100,000 more viewers in the demo than Jay.
Stephen Colbert revealed that he has a major Bieber bias now that he gets to vote for Grammy winners, on our regular late-night roundup.
Could we please see a project where Suze Orman plays his mom and they fight crimes together?
Vulture's just seen footage of the upcoming big-budget gamble.
They're just two of the actors executives originally had in mind.
No case is left open.
We give the likely answers, and the crazy guesses.
"I beg you not to write [its] eulogy prematurely"