Thirteen more episodes of zombies!
Because that's all it was, guys.
Not for the squeamish!
"It was one of the most disturbing things I've ever had to do in my life."
His loving male sidekick is just a friend, okay?
"It feels good to be breaking the laws in America again."
This week, the zombies win, thanks to one spectacularly disgusting, fluid-splattering dissection — and some less-than-human dialogue.
'Tweenlight' stars Daniel Radcliffe as a mysterious, brooding English vamp who likes to "move between the trees the way a bat does, by jumping."
"You know, I never thought I'd be in a graveyard in a spa robe talking to a beautiful transvestite in the moonlight."
This week the series takes a moment to pause, reset, and reload.
Sometimes "suspended indefinitely" doesn't mean fired.
This time, 2.7 million Americans were forced to go three days without Rachael Ray.
Co-star Peter Serafinowicz let the cat out of the bag on Twitter.
With Jack White and Seth Rogen.
The Backstreet Boys, who performed "I Want It That Way" on the show, will tour with New Kids on the Block. This is progress?
Called "All My Nights I've Been Waiting," off the 30 Rock double-CD soundtrack out November 16