The actor might've been too loose on Twitter last night.
In a suburban Cleveland mall, no less.
The actor loves sharing personal factoids on Twitter.
He's sorry, even though it was his friend's fault.
Jonathan Alter maybe should have taken some more time with this one.
He will not rest until he's tried every Sarah on Twitter.
Let no stone go unturned in the search for insidery humor.
There are, of course, major differences.
Yes, it's bitchy.
"U deinitely hv the 'small dick syndrome'- do u hv a job?do u own ur house or anythng- u peice of cheap s**t?u need help!"
Gawker reports that he does. But there's another, more plausible explanation.
Google+ is scary.
That's a question posed today.
Twitter reports say there may be an armed gunman.
Well, this was a bad decision.