"Friend told me today not to drink and tweet."
"I have never met Congressman Weiner."
"More Weiner Jokes for all my guests!"
She called out a homophobic former fan over Twitter this week.
Mayor Bloomberg offers a plea for reporters to be less ridiculous.
"Talking to my amazing wife on the summit of Everest."
"Go away helicopter - before I take out my giant swatter :-/"
This one is going to cost him a lot of money, he says.
Will Dolphin Girl jokes ever get old?
Up $20 million from an earlier offer?
"@justinbieber hello, I was hoping you have a moment to speak with NAMBLA about our cause."
Studies in half-assery.
He came up with the name, minus some vowels.
Who needs stock analysts when you have 140 characters?
Tennessee is the happiest. What?
It took all of one inning for "Michael Kay" to become a trending topic on Twitter.
Could that "failed attempt at a latte leaf" mentioned in 'The New Yorker' have anything to do with this?