She plays a frumpy librarian.
You'd think they were ASKED to be mean or something, gosh.
And rightfully so.
A court awarded Ananda Marchildon the money she'd asked for.
Plus, Rihanna’s emergency hair appointment.
There's also a Scary Spice, Pocahontas, and Princess Di.
"I need to charge more money next season because I thought judging would end when I went home. I didn’t realize that they’d be infiltrating my sleep."
She took Twitpics during the ceremony.
It really is a "British invasion," with as many tea bags and scones as could be smuggled through customs.
As has been widely noted, she really is living out the plot of Eat, Pray, Love.
All the single ladies, now put your hands up ... and go on a spiritual journey of rebirth and recovery.
Surely that's the question on all Top Model fans' lips today.
Plus, Kimora Lee Simmons booked a new magazine cover.
So add the CD to your holiday wish list right now. DO IT.