No major upsets on the first day.
The woman dated a tennis player and, what do you know, the U.S. Open has begun.
Kim Clijsters wins the women's championship, and the men play at 4 p.m. today.
If he wins tomorrow, he will be the seventh man to complete the career grand slam.
Roger Federer is looking great again.
"I don't give a fuck what anyone wants!" barked obnoxious young man.
That's right, we said "brawl at the U.S. Open."