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Peter Facinelli: "One time, I was in my apartment and I was going down to do my workout, and the elevator doors opened and Kellan Lutz was doing push-ups."
How did the critically maligned 'Bones' make $20 million this weekend? By pretending to be 'Twilight,' pretty much.
"Scenario: what if, due to scheduling, pats isn't avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner? Or no twilighters?"
See? This is why 'Twilight' actors can't have nice things.
Robert Pattinson: "Oh, I have to go to the dentist."
Sadly, we were unable to think of a joke for the end of this post.
Are you ready to see Taylor Lautner's were-muscles stretched across 70 feet?
And it's only slightly more unintentionally funny.
It made somewhere between $22.2 and $26 million in midnight screenings last night.
"Weitz’s compositions have no spark, though, and his pacing is so flaccid that you’re going to need the electricity of a live, first-weekend audience to stay charged up."
Roger Ebert says that "Sitting through this experience is like driving a pickup in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem."
This ought to be the perfect remedy for your 'New Moon' comedown.