And the world wept.
Boredom, PETA protesters, scary stairs: It was not a night for the faint of heart.
We've uploaded a shiny new batch of shows for you.
Pieces from Victoria Beckham, Jonathan Saunders, and Matthew Williamson.
Also, Victoria Beckham spouts fashion advice.
One Spitzer madam gets locked up for six months while another finds a way to make money off her woes.
Also, Helena Christensen plans to join a photographer pit and Brad Pitt forgot to zip his fly the other day.
Is it time to stop denigrating celebrity fashion designers?
Also David gave Posh a $122,000 handbag and Lauren Conrad's resort ad is out.
Her fashion line seems to be the lone high point in this dreary market.
She says living in L.A. hasn't changed her look at all.
Also Campbell's soup cans inspire Nicole Miller and a stellar look at Posh Spice's not so stellar fashion past.
This follows success in England where Selfridges sold out of her entire collection at both the London and Manchester locations in one day.
Insiders say he's basically designing the line for her. How surprising.
Yes, the state's A.G. and the trailer-trash food queen are all up in each other's Cool-Whipped manicotti! Plus, Claus von Bulow was sad to hear of the death of the wife he may have tried to kill decades ago. In the gossip roundup!
Also, Ivanka Trump still makes exorbitantly priced jewelry (surprise), and you can check out Posh Spice's new dress line.
Also, Victoria Beckham pontificates on the current economic climate, and Forever 21 plans giant new Times Square store.
Victoria Beckham says she's had to "bang them down."
And also reminiscent of the Poshter's old Marc Jacobs ads.