Dust off your fedora.
"I've buried fourteen Batmans."
Always avoid the drumettes, he says.
The bar had an ingenious security system.
To make them nice, you cook them twice.
"So you shop all organic, huh?"
"Oh yeah, it's real good. And it comes in a fedora."
It's soaked with gin and Pappy Van Winkle.
He plans to raise $2 million.
"The thing about being a food critic, as compared to a book critic, or TV or film critic, it changes all the time."
More tamales than you can shake a stick at.
But management claims there was a food fight.
Maybe it's viral marketing for a summer superhero movie?
That's some real molecular mixology.
Why did the ketchup blush? Because he saw the salad dressing.
The hosts are pretty good at making funny faces.
Vice will release the full feature in early 2014.
Gator for beer.
"Merry Christmas, you skanks."