"All I wanna do [blat, blat, blat, blat] is to treat dis-ease."
"I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone in my entire life."
"Occasionally ... the guy was attacked by a mountain lion."
Jane Lynch versus the iPhone — only one is ruined if it falls in a toilet.
A student fell asleep directly behind President Obama yesterday.
The legendary spoken-word artist covers Bill Callahan.
From one enchantingly voiced man to another.
Obama would fire BP CEO Tony Hayward, but he won't yell at him.
Sorry, but is the chorus of this song "you're just a fart away"?
Thank you, D.J. Earworm.
A camera washed up in Key West.
Remember when Hayley Williams tweeted a topless picture?
To make an action movie, simply break some glass, jump off a cliff, and explode.
The American designer and 'Project Runway' judge still feels 25 at heart.