It's not just dripping blood on anybody.
An animated video explains everything that's wrong with trying to date men in New York in just three minutes.
And he's the director! Really not looking out for himself.
Bryson Turner, everyone.
It's in black and white, so we are denied Zooey's beautiful blue eyeballs.
Out September 3.
But not if James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo have anything to say about it.
Some dry butt-chomping and back-licking.
"I guess Dave and I will be watching at Oprah’s house."
"Falling in love with ya, I’m gonna get me killed / I’m too young to die."
... and then they went to high school.
This is a real ad for a real candidate.
Rick is enjoying his stay at Hedonism II.
It's a tight race between Bud Light, Kraft, and tea partier Rick Barber.