They're a real scream.
From teen homelessness to virginity loss to spousal abuse.
Viewer discretion is advised.
With Rob Lowe’s departure from the show, this updated list is now literally complete.
All in all, though, he probably should be more confused.
And there have been many.
From Dan Bakkedahl to Bob Wiltfong (alphabetically).
“It smells like a Guatemalan YMCA in here. Congratulations on that.”
Assessed by viability (and Entertainment 720 places dead last, of course).
Two words: Kitten Mittons.