Sounds about right.

Viola Davis and Uzo Aduba made SAG history.

From J.K. Simmons to Joanne Froggatt to Eddie Redmayne.

It's the weird, silly awards show. Let's have some fun.

Remember when the Times said she wasn't "classically beautiful"?

What do the Golden Globes have against Mad Men?

There was a surprise Best Actor winner.

You are old.

Uzo, Allison Janney, and Bob's Burgers all won.

Plus, some weird tidbits.

NPH, yes. Denzel Washington, no.

Congratulations.

For this year's Emmys.

And JLD's charming acceptance speech.

Oy, the montages. So many montages.

The enviable gold statuette goes to ...

Here is the winners' list.

American Hustle took the top honor. 

12 Years a Slave took home Best Picture.

Kudos, actors and actresses.