Taylor Lautner Will Flying Leg Kick Mexican Drug Cartels in the Face
Plus: J.J. Abrams! Stanley Tucci! Tony Shalhoub!
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"Weitz’s compositions have no spark, though, and his pacing is so flaccid that you’re going to need the electricity of a live, first-weekend audience to stay charged up."
This ought to be the perfect remedy for your 'New Moon' comedown.
His CGI budget was a fraction of that of 'New Moon.' Or was it?
Plus: B.J. Novak on the perils of engaging in conversation with Brad Pitt.
Wild bounds! Karate kicks! Spontaneous backflips!
Summit Entertainment today released brand-new footage from 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' — sixteen whole seconds, in fact!
"If I was Lautner I would have the schnozzola re-shaped. I'm sorry but it's an 'On the Waterfront' longshoreman's nose."
If Taylor Lautner plays his cards right, he might be next!
Warning: Some viewers may find the images in this video disturbing.
It would certainly seem so!
Not only does Taylor's RLS make him a difficult car passenger to travel with, it also makes him awkward on dates.
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