Sure, they were both tank-topped off-duty law-enforcement agents trapped in a building with terrorists, but their names were kind of different!

“I feel the need for you to stay out of my business so I don’t punch you in the teeth.”

From Charles Heston's Andrew Jackson to Cliff Robertson's JFK and all the way to Aaron Eckhart's President John Q. Generic.

Now that Hollywood has announced plans to make the book series into a movie.

Want to darken your summer with sleek techno, aggressive hip-hop, and a little dancehall?

Smash Mouth in Rat Race, Madonna in Vision Quest, and more!

Why not bring back Vigo the Carpathian, Temple of Doom's heart-ripping Mola Ram, or Poltergeist II's creepy old preacher?

A gruesome slideshow to drive the final nail into our Best of TV week's coffin.

We all love "Dick in a Box" and "Laser Cats," but what about "Harpoon Man" and "Business Meeting"?

You're probably wondering where Ghost Train falls. Read on.

"Google needs us; Google wants us."

Coach Taylor, Tyrion Lannister, Ron Swanson, and more.

It's a lot.

Hint: one of the things is family.

As well as a bunch of other superlatives honoring Ryan Gosling, Robert Redford, and more.

Including the Tara Reid vehicle Sharknado.

Where do Christmas Vacation, Home Alone 3, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III fall on this ignominious scale?

Yacht rock, Euro-disco and fusion are back, baby.

Mitch Hurwitz tells all: Who decided Carl Weathers should be cheap? Why the Blue Man Group? And has anyone ever eaten a mayonegg?

Step 1: Start with an anti-hero.