"My parents were Trevor and Janet? I found my dad in the freezer? My mom killed him? Sometimes that's hard to play."
Is this a photo of Jacob?
A quick rundown of the tantalizing clues the game offers … plus a few cheats to get you straight to the good stuff, so you don't get, um, lost.
We're actually pretty glad we read it, because if we were just watching the episode cold we would probably be totally confused.
The thoughtful New York stage vet talks at impressive length about those titillating flash-forwards, Ben's paternal instincts, and whether the spookiest villain on TV becomes a hero this season.
The first half of the first episode, described online.
The show's shattered timeline means it's begging for devoted fans to tease out its many synchronicities.
Plus: The Pirate Bay gets charged!
A few moments ago, we were perusing the official Cavemen Website at ABC.com (like we do several times an hour as it is set as our browser's homepage), and we were disappointed to notice that the network has not yet scheduled a return date for our favorite show of the new TV season.
Plus news on Samantha Who?, Jack Bauer, and the U.S. version of Spaced.
Who's with us?
Watch this show before it's too late, people!
Plus news about Radiohead and ABC!
A showdown between network executives is a bust.
Plus industry news on the Spice Girls, Damon Wayans, and U2.
Today, another brave person not employed by Vulture has admitted to liking the show, sort of!
Has NBC wunderkind Ben Silverman been bionically enhanced?
McPherson is a "volatile bulldozer" who "exhibits a blunt, temperamental style that … creates a frosty relationship with his superiors and leaves subordinates ducking for cover."
"I'm on a high-low cultural roller coaster," she told us at the opening of Mauritius on Broadway last night.
Plus: Comedy Central dumps David Spade!
How twee is too twee?
We've taken great delight in the ongoing beef between NBC's Ben Silverman and ABC's Steve McPherson, so we're really sorry to see that McPherson already seems to be waving the white flag.
Well, things aren't actually that bad, but the new fall season has been gloomy for the networks thus far.
We can't believe it either!