"If you don't get better grades, I'm gonna straighten your a** out!"
Mindless violence is still a-okay with the MPAA, but smoking a joint is cause for alarm.
“Oh, that'll be easy.”
You want a Gilly holiday special? You got it!
Plus: Not even Bono is sure why people keep giving him money.
Plus: William Shatner acknowledges that a lot of his old co-workers think he's a dick.
Plus: Do Alec Baldwin's love scenes with Meryl Streep in 'It's Complicated' match up to his with Kim Basinger?
Parade probably makes everyone sound this dumb, but it's especially funny when it's Alec.
"They are both fantastic. Steve actually gave me a lot of funny hints last year."
"It wasn’t that she turned us down."
"I got lucky. Today's my lucky day."
They'll co-host March 7's Oscar ceremony.
"A Little Wayne what?"
This amazing Lil Wayne-shaped confection is the cake Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger got for their daughter, Ireland, for her 14th birthday.
Plus: 'Where the Wild Things Are' gets the Obama stamp of approval, sort of.
Plus: Now even Alec Baldwin is piling on Tom Cruise.
We might be getting soft in our old age, but this looks pretty good!
We probably wouldn't, but that doesn't mean that this bit isn't an instant classic.
Plus: Alec Baldwin is still talking about that "thoughtless pig" phone call.
Is the show really about the "viability of liberal ideals and the allure of a pragmatic, colder-eyed conservatism"?
Look, on NBC, it's actual must-see TV!
In today's increasingly murky television landscape, it's hard to tell.
Plus: Banana Hands finally gets his own reality show.
Looks like Meryl Streep won't be guesting on '30 Rock' after all.
Jon Hamm: "Somewhere on tape, there exists me talking about three kinds of heat."