Now you're thinking of Misery.
Welcome back, Violet.
Sister Mary Eunice lives.
Ryan Murphy loves women.
A surprisingly moving end for our Asylum characters. Except for that one guy. He got it good.
It’s tempting to treat this show as one long, trashy, sick joke. But it's so much more.
Next year is all about "female power."
Forward in time, then back, then forward again.
"There's so many questions, I don't even know where to begin."
Crazy crazy bo bazy banana-fana fo fazy ...
"I mean, who knows how Ryan's mind works?
Yup, Jenna Dewan's a goner.
Now it's time to get serious.
Grab the tissues!
Merry early Christmas, you godless pinheads.
We'd watch it.
Plus: Stephen Colbert has beef with Sir Ian McKellen, GayLord of the Rings, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
The best in ambitious drama (Mad Men, Homeland) and fantastical comedy (Louie, Community).
Someone familiar ...
Well, we guess it can't be rainbows and colostrum every week.
Little girls with blonde braids: not dangerous. Little girls with red braids: not dangerous. Little girl with brown hair: murderers.
Crab-walking, sperm flinging, alien abduction, and more.
A quiz for perverts.
Operation Paperclip? Where have we heard about that before?