"I'm a creative genius, and there's no other way to word it."
Also hoping to get out of prison early.
As the casting notice suggests.
Believe it or not, Charlie Sheen behaved terribly.
She apparently complained about working with him and he didn't like that she complained.
If you fail, court-ordered rehab for you.
"Hi, I'm Lindsay Lohan, and I love the taste of alcohol."
Another excuse to stay indoors.
Plus: Charlie Sheen didn't fail to entertain, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Just as long as we're all still taking domestic violence seriously.
Louie? Walter White? Will McAvoy? Click through our flow chart to find your match.
Plus: Jon Cryer likes to visit his new Hollywood Walk of Fame star once in a while, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Is also close to a deal to bring back Wilfred.
They're down 38 percent.
Of course it did.
President John Landgraf explains how Charlie Sheen fits into the world of Louie and It's Always Sunny.
FX's decision to place the two shows on the same night is like hanging a Degas next to a Dumpster.
Plus: Emma Stone's answer to world peace has been under, or rather on, our noses this whole time, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Even though no one really believes him.
"I was in total denial."
You know what? We're good from back here!