Jessica Chastain's sitting pretty right now.
Ahnuld is back, as he likes to say, in this action movie from Korean auteur Kim Jee-woon.
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Featuring Mike Tyson? Obviously.
"We’ll bring people the truth. And people are always hungry for the truth."
The one where Eddie Murphy is the long-lost brother to Arnold and DeVito.
Sorry, Jason Momoa.
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"Me go bye-bye."
Okay, just put down the gun, please.
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We're rooting for you, Josh.
Yipee-kai-yay ... takethisquiz!
As a border sheriff.
This sequel is aggressively dumb, aggressively macho, and just plain aggressively aggressive.
Stars in stripes!
Total Recall's three-breasted prostitute is one of the film's most memorable images. But is the extra body part worth it?
Honestly? We would've expected transition lenses.
Get your ass to Mars!
And yet we wait in vain for a Kindergarten Cop follow-up.
Just forward the video to your dad and call it a day.
Hey, isn't that the guy who shtupped his maid?
Meet the new recruits.
See New Posters for Expendables 2, Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Liam Hemsworth, and ... Chuck Norris?!
Well, it's certainly not Ladies' Night.