"I'm so happy Ronnie from 'Jersey Shore' was unavailable and this exciting opportunity was able to come my way."
Plus: Taylor Kitsch to take his long hair on a 'Battleship'.
That'd be cool, right?
'Parks' actor in final negotiations to preside over the show.
"Kanye quit updating your blog."
"Hide my dick in that burrito."
Get ready for this summer's madcap crazy Apatow-produced caper.
Plus: Mickey Rourke's love knows no bounds.
Parks and Rec's Pawnee = The Simpsons' Springfield.
Dave Sitek's producing a rap mixtape by Aziz Ansari. No, we don't know why.
Plus: Kat Dennings! Psych! Horses!
"Yeah, the show's about you running a laundromat with Vin Diesel."
Ansari rapped with Vulture last weekend about the inspiration behind his character, his gig on NBC's 'Parks and Recreation,' and his most famous Twitter follower.
"The average Imax screen size has been just slightly bigger than conventional screens for about six years."
We don't see this going so well.
Imax's CEO: 'The overwhelming majority of comments on [Aziz Ansari]'s blog this morning, more than 90% of them, are vehemently disagreeing with him.'
Were you aware that the Imax Corporation is using its name on screens as tiny as 28' x 58', which are really no bigger than many regular screens?
The event was theater sanctioned and all tweeting was restricted to the back rows so as not to disturb other moviegoers. Even so, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.
Will Seth Rogen's gritty new mall-cop movie finally give us a realistic look at our mall-patrolling heroes?
Plus: What happened when Tenacious D met Flight of the Conchords!
Plus: 'M.A.S.H' sans cross-dressing, and Josh Schwartz takes to the Internet.
NBC insists it will be an all-new 'Office'-style series about … something!
Plus: The Public announces plays by John Guare, Christopher Durang, and Danny Hoch.
Aziz Ansari’s crew look kinda like they jumped out of the ugly tree and hit every branch just for laughs.