According to Barbara Walters and her ridiculous list.
"You know, I've only ever waited for one other person this long, and you know who that person was? Judy Garland."
But if she wants to leave, it's okay with Barbara.
Plus: A fidgety Lindsay Lohan in a wardrobe-malfunction-prone dress explained why she cancelled on Barbara Walters, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
LiLo's new PR team is making moves.
Struggle Face continued.
Last Night on Late Night: Conan, Andy Richter Mercilessly Taunted Jennifer Love Hewitt for Vajazzling
Plus: Alec Baldwin pretended to be British around Russell Brand during the shooting of Rock of Ages, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
And Barbara Walters was all, like, "Yyyyyeah!"
"I heard Barbara ask Elisabeth if she enjoyed rough sex, and I felt at that moment I could die."
Nothing stops Nathan Lane from putting on a show, even projectile vomit!
Barbara Walters in platform sneakers is a Photoshop WIN.
Another gift from Walters's 'Most Fascinating People' special.
Use it in a sentence, Barbara.
"Tissue please! I now need tissue!"
See the video!
Plus: Ricky Gervais is keeping his money.
Plus Ethan Hawke's hilarious homicide story on our regular late-night roundup.
"I feel like I've 'been there, done that,'" she says.
It seems rape jokes only fly on 'The View' when Whoopi makes 'em.
Michael's big sis says he always knew he would be murdered (Dun dun dunnnnn).
'SYTYCD' was last night's top-rated program.
Shhh, don't tell anyone, but we secretly kind of love the Daytime Emmy awards.
Babs + Swayze = Ratings Gold.
Talk about fascinating!
Plus industry news on Jack Black, Vince Lombardi, and John Singleton.