Jay R. Ferguson let his children shave it for him.
"The only time I’d ever grown my beard out before was from depression."
Go face to facial hair and see which ones you recognize.
All the beards! In one giant beard!
From Lincoln to Moses. Might as well.
Ke$ha breaks for beards, also eats them.
Is there a way to type out that sound that's halfway between shuddering and gagging?
Plus, Meatloaf cites the influences from film and sports that inspired the anti-Busey meltdown, on our regular late-night roundup.
"Underachieving and desperate. It's a dainty beard ... And he dyes it!"
"Jon Hamm probably grew that beard in the time it took to drive to the SAG Awards."
By the time Casey Affleck's silly mockumentary about Joaquin Phoenix's fake rap career finally gets released, how played out will the joke be? Probably pretty played out!
With the increasing likelihood that the writers' strike will last forever, the late-night hosts may be secretly plotting their return.