‘Friday Night Lights’ Fans So Angry at Ben Silverman They're Sending Him Envelopes Full of Broken Glass
Sadly ducking what could have been the funniest celebrity feud in years.
Remember how we told you that Prince was going to sue his own fan Websites for copyright infringement? Well, forget all that, because he just found out about file sharing and, man, is he upset!
For years, Fox News anchors have been yammering about the secular-progressive "War on Christmas," and it's always pretty much been a joke — but this year secular progressives may actually have a chance.
A Spanish mayor rips a world-class starchitect a new one.
Who has the highest Paycheck Ratio?
"I would rather dig my friend Ray Carver out of the ground," says Gary Fisketjon.
A showdown between network executives is a bust.
Has NBC wunderkind Ben Silverman been bionically enhanced?
"Say, are you ready to file that Ovitz piece yet? When did we assign it to you — 1997?"
An exec calls the Columbia Pictures logo fat.
Ben Silverman mocks Cavemen on CNBC.
The worst beef in history just got a little worse.
It's obviously too early to call, but we'd like to go on record as predicting that Kanye will definitely, absolutely have the No. 1 album in the country next Wednesday (if we're wrong, Vulture promises to stop recording rap albums).
Just in case the stench of corny marketing hasn't yet reached your rap-loving nostrils, both 50 Cent and Kanye West have new CDs out today. Who will sell more copies?
"I think he just doesn't get America," says Lindsay Waters, an editor at Harvard University Press, of James Wood.
In a rare moment of semi-competent beefing, sweater-vest enthusiast Kanye West took a roundabout swipe at 50 Cent in a recent interview.
It's the end of August, and most of our pop stars are either on vacation, in prison, or planning their next DUIs — but for the zany Islamic fundamentalists trying to stamp out the influence of Western culture, it's just another day at the office!
Beefing rappers Kanye West and 50 Cent will share an upcoming cover of Rolling Stone — everybody wins! Well, almost everybody.
Mark Ronson and trip-hop band Portishead have squared off on their respective MySpace pages, for some reason.
In sad news, Kanye West has turned down 50 Cent's offer to appear on television in a live, presidential-style debate over which rapper has the better forthcoming album.
By now you've surely heard about Elton John's imminent plans to shut down the Internet.
This seems like a beef that can only be settled one way: with a sunset knife fight on the Malibu cliffs.
"I will say, and this is for the record, Jean-Luc Godard may well be the third most awful man I've met in my life."
Usually we think of the United Nations as an organization that promotes peace. But a recent post on the U.N.-funded blog UN Dispatch declared war on the heavy metal band Megadeth.