"You're my wife, Margene. You can't be seeing the girl that I'm dating."
"Where's Wanda?" "I had her committed."
Okay, people: Here are your orders. Stop watching Entourage. Start watching Big Love.
"This could be our last family portrait. Jesus could be here by Labor Day."
The self-deception is building to Sopranos-esque proportions.
Everyone’s favorite family of Utah polygamists are back.