The world is a saucer.
"He was one of those Dune obsessives, and so am I. Here’s a movie that even its director hates, but we don’t care."
Plus: Pee Wee Herman uses "science" to explain why that wasn't him masturbating.
Plus: Michael Caine Googles self.
"Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u."
A helpful list of dos and don'ts when it comes to working for Billy Corgan.
Just check her Facebook page.
Plus: Gerard Butler used to get laid way more.
He's holding open auditions for Smashing Pumpkins again.
Plus: Billy Corgan is so modest.
Plus: Billy Corgan is jealous of Dave Navarro's nipple rings.
Doesn't he have some pumpkins to smash?
Who would've ever thought Billy Corgan would get involved in professional wrestling?
"I won’t pretend I’m into something I’m not."
Plus: Hopkins does Hemingway.
Who ever said the credit market was dead?
Bobby Brown: 'The word on the street is that I'm well-endowed.'
Also: Jon Pareles is the world's last remaining Smashing Pumpkins fan.
Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corgan has called out Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder for, of all things, the Cubs' disappointing season.
Plus: Miley Cyrus on Dolly Parton, and Josh Hamm on his former career in soft-core porn!
Colin Farrell, Pras, and Billy Corgan on why he should give up music forever!
As far as cynical cash-ins go, you could definitely do worse!