Plus: Don Rickles's racist, sexist humor from the pre-p.c. era, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
"Do I like to provide for my son? Yes, I do."
To make room for encores of Dance Moms.
We’ve gone ahead and ranked the most unfortunate personalities currently infesting reality television.
Called Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp. Really!
Plus: Kyra Sedgwick is actually related to husband Kevin Bacon, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
On her upcoming Bravo special.
She and her son are moving in with her former 'DWTS' competitor Kyle Massey and his brother.
And she might have told her so at the Correspondents' Dinner.
Let's hope Bristol Palin and Chris Colfer can find something to talk about.
Bristol Palin: If Margaret Cho Understood Conservative Values, She’d Embrace Them ‘Faster Than K.D. Lang at an Indigo Girls Concert’
Always managing to surprise us, those Palin girls.
"Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election."
"Going out there and winning this would mean a lot. It would be like a big middle finger to all the people out there that hate my mom and hate me."
Was Someone Angry Enough About Bristol Palin’s Continued Dancing With the Stars Success to Send ABC a Threatening Letter?
"Abstinence has the word abs in it."
This is apparently the video that "destroyed Levi and Bristol's love."
She came anyway.
Plus: Steve Martin hangs with squirrels.
She'll join fellow A-listers David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, The Situation, and Brandy.
Though, in fairness, Spencer Pratt already knew.
Lindsay Lohan and Jeremy Piven debut, and how long can "Rocket to Uranus" hold on?
Plus: Lady Gaga's bed has shoe prints all over it.
Well, there was Bristol Palin, dirty-talking 'Shrek' toys, and Eminem.
She's a natural!
Sarah Palin's daughter will make her acting debut.