Britney Spears may be the most boring person on the planet.
The debut of Napster in 1999 wasn't the only impending fatal blow to a business fat off of teen pop.
The former VJ expounds on Britney, Kid Rock, and more.
I Am Britney Jean.
It smells like Sia.
It's Britney, witch!
They didn't like the Breaking Bad finale.
"Maybe they'll do another episode where the ambulance comes and revives him."
As demonstrated in Miley: The Movement.
(Okay, it was her social media team.)
"Living fancy" is surprisingly dangerous.
Give Britney Spears credit: while rival pop divas shape-shift, she's holding fast to a crudely effective style.
You may or may not be down with another megaclubby Britney track produced by Will.I.Am.
Please be careful, tiny Smurfs.
The release of Kanye West’s Yeezus sucked all the air out of the musical universe this week. Yet pop music went on.
This is what smurfs listen to.
Okay, fourteen and a half, but still.
Life imitating art.
Make up your mind.
They've already got Celine Dion, after all.
“I think Britney did a really good job."