This time, Britney didn't storm out.
All Britney Thursdays.
At the handshake event of the year, hands were not shaken.
Simon traded out his Pussycat Doll!
He's got his own singing competition to promote.
But can anyone really fill Nicole Scherzinger's shoes?
First their Christina Aguilera burn, now this.
Where's Faith Hill when you need her?
"The fact the money is now set means that there is nothing stopping this from becoming a reality."
It's as creepy as it sounds. Actually, creepier.
This is not a drill.
"Wedded bliss" really did a number of her, poor thing.
According to reports.
And Britney Spears is basically begging for a guest spot.
Do it again, Preston! [Oops!], you should do it again!
To think she of the shaven head would be trumpeted as one of our happiest celebrities in 2011.
Check out photos from Jingle Ball, Black Star, Tori Amos, and more.
Don't believe everything you read, but this very well may be Britney Spears singing Lady Gaga's "The Edge of Glory."
Man, it feels like just yesterday we were arguing over whether the pop star's virgin-whore-complex thing was ruining children.
FourFour's mad Internet scientist Rich Juzwiak compiled a supercut of VH1-trademarked "divas" dishing on other "divas," and it's good, bad, and ugly.
Britney does Marilyn, and it's not Monroe!
Hit us one more time, a cappella nerds. We're sold.
Handcuffs are involved.