The answer being, do not demand obscene amounts of money you don't deserve.
Yeah, we would, too.
"Here we go again!" Sam Keller, impresario of Art Basel Miami, cries out to a friend on a Miami street late last night. And, as if on cue, the double doors of a giant geodesic dome swing open over his shoulder to reveal millions of dollars' worth of glittering jewels.
Plus: Quotes from Lupe Fiasco and Mindy Kaling!