"My breasts have a life of their own."
"If somebody thinks I'm going to dress sexy to a costume party, they have another thing coming."
Here are eight great things J-Law said this week.
Finally, Mickey Rourke slams a movie that he isn't in.
"He can go play with himself."
"All those little creatures bouncing around were crappy."
After the cops came after him for his Hitler comments.
"It's ridiculous, yeah, yeah. But ultimately is it for me? No."
"People say Draco is sexier than Harry."
"I don't really know what this means."
Including vicious attacks on 'Two and a Half Men' creator Chuck Lorre.
"Everything happens for a reason."
At first, the actor didn't want to join Marc Webb's reboot.
"I was like, 'He's anti-Semitic and he's homophobic.' No one believed me!"
Oh, she went there.
"[Sue Sylvester] is just a one-note character."