So maybe now John Stamos can take over?
Charlie Sheen's live broadcast was a disappointment.
His heart is bleeding tiger blood.
This will definitely go well.
He's going to be tweeting out ads.
They're already writing his obit.
Real and self-published.
Guess for what?
He spoofs the Charlie Sheen situation in a skit for Ellen's talk show.
A roundup of the best Sheen-related Internet masterpieces.
"Ha, Charlie Sheen!" "Ugh, Charlie Sheen." "Stop taking this so seriously!" "But it's serious!"
Plus, Isla Fisher does a terrible job of selling Jimmy Fallon on a vacation to her homeland of Australia, on our regular late-night roundup
We've got definitions for all of Charlie Sheen's most frequently used terms.
The scoreboard doesn't lie.
And Chuck Lorre also has some words for him.
"I hope my kids read about this."
He wants a million dollar raise, and plans to sue CBS. Winning!
Despite wacky behavior that has put 'Two and a Half Men' in jeopardy, the actor is out to prove he's only high on life.
Get your popcorn ready now.
He wants $10 mill up front.
"Yeah, I said it."
Charlie and his Vatican assassin warlocks are in a better place now.
And his other projects are in doubt, too.